Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Will Have You Laughing for Days

What begins as a glowing five-star review for a driveway alarm quickly turns into the plot of a suburban soap opera. The reviewer proudly declares the gadget has “literally saved two marriages” — theirs and, apparently, Dave’s.

Before installing it, the reviewer confesses, they “had a hard time getting my neighbor’s wife out the back door when my wife came home.” But with the new alarm? Problem solved — “Now I can get her out with time to spare.”