#33: The Headphones That Claimed a Son
This parent’s review reads like a modern-day family tragedy — equal parts hilarious and heartfelt. After gifting their 14-year-old son a pair of noise-cancelling headphones, they haven’t seen him in over a month. Between the new Xbox and online learning, communication has devolved to digital messages while the teen remains sealed in his soundproof fortress.

Still, all is not lost — the reviewer has since adopted a rescue dog who’s become their new “favorite son.” A five-star review for the headphones, but an even higher rating for the storytelling.
